um, i'm a lesbian/skoliosexual ginger inter-sectional feminist with a penchant for words and funny things, faab. hello! i also act and write a lot. i consider myself sex-positive and am playfully innapropriate most times. cheeky. loud. depressed. frustratingly young. recovered. affectionate. strange. passionate. anti-thinspo. protective. middle child. would you like a jelly baby?
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
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i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
I once had a guy (friend from college) open a door for me (ofc I said thank you) and mention something about chivalry and acted puffed-out and proud, he felt entitled to reward for such a noble act. I said “Ah, well done, you, a human being, did a decent thing for another human being who happens to have breasts/a vagina. Imagine that. Am I to fall at your feet now? What are your rates for opening doors? Handjob? Nudes? ” He looked stunned, and said “I never thought of it that way…I’m so sorry”
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