castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

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basedmamimi:

everyone should wear cute flower crowns. boys. girls. everything in between. rabbits. obama. everyone. 

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i never really liked

my name 

much

until i found out 

what it tastes like 

when you sigh it 

into my

mouth

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i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a guy (friend from college) open a door for me (ofc I said thank you) and mention something about chivalry and acted puffed-out and proud, he felt entitled to reward for such a noble act. I said “Ah, well done, you, a human being, did a decent thing for another human being who happens to have breasts/a vagina. Imagine that. Am I to fall at your feet now? What are your rates for opening doors? Handjob? Nudes? ” He looked stunned, and said “I never thought of it that way…I’m so sorry”

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alana-leonie:

if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room. 

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